DATING ADVICE EVERY DAD MUST GIVE HIS DAUGHTER: DON’T READ IF OFFENDED EASILY

Published on September 24, 2012, by ChrisSprad - Posted in Dad, Dating, HOME, Relationship 2

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If you are easily offended, struggle to find the humor in absolute stupidity or wear crocs…you may not want to not read this one!!

Dating advice every dad MUST give his daughter…

Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.

While waiting on your Boaz, don’t settle for ANY of his relatives.

Brokeaz,

Poaz,

Lyinaz,

Cheatinaz,

Dumbaz,

Downlowaz,

Fakeaz,

Cheapaz,

Lockedupaz,

Goodfornothinaz,

Lazyaz,

or Marriedaz!

Especially his 3rd cousin Beatinyoaz.

Please make sure your daughter waits on her Boaz

& make sure he respects Yoaz!

Thanks to Hubert Brandon for this one.

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Author: ChrisSprad View all posts by ChrisSprad

Chris Spradlin (AKA Sprad) is passionate about Jesus, he doesn’t drink coffee, is bald, has a chinhawk, lives in Edmond, OK., loves to fly fish and snowboard. He has been married to his smoking hot wife Jodie for 18 years and they have 3 kiddos also known as Team Sprad. Chris if the founder of EpicParent.tv and has been in ministry for 20 years. He has served as a Pastor and Team Teacher with Craig Groeschel at LifeChurch.tv and currently serves on the Executive Team and a Team Teacher at the multisite NewHopeChurch.tv. You can find Chris on Facebook, Twitter & Instagram.

2 Comments on "DATING ADVICE EVERY DAD MUST GIVE HIS DAUGHTER: DON’T READ IF OFFENDED EASILY"

Austin September 24, 2012 at 4:28 pm - Reply

Love it!
Tana September 25, 2012 at 10:55 am - Reply

Lol, that is easily one of my Favorites! I am so forwarding this to my non believer husband because I think even he will appreciate it. We make boys who are interested in our 15 year old daughter spend time with her over at our house, in the family room with all of us. My husband has a license to carry a concealed weapon and he likes to wear his gun and sit on the couch either between them to watch tv or right next to the boy. It’s pretty awesome. My husband rarely speaks either and has a total “cop” look so it makes it even creepier haha!