Stupid EpicParent Christmas Post
When I was in Jr. High I had to have a white members only jacket!!! That’s right baby, you know the one!
It was early December 25th, i ran to the tree, pillaged my gifts until I found THE GIFT! Before I even opened my dream jacket, it was as if time stood still…
I could see all the jr. high ladies (w/ their head gear) mesmerized by my jacket
I could see myself instantly climb from DUD to STUD
I could see a day when all the ladies wanted me…all the young men wanted to be me!
THIS JACKET PROMISED INSTANT FAME, POPULARITY & CASH!
I slowly opened the gift and there it was…a medium, white, sweet collared BARACUDA jacket!!?!!!??
WHAT?
WHAT IS BARACUDA?
NO MEMBERS ONLY!!
HOW EMBARRASING!!
Times must have been lean & mean at the Sprad Household that Christmas…
Do you remember a time that you hated a gift you were given for Christmas? If so, what was it?
A Kareoke machine. I can’t remember what I wanted but it wasn’t that. My dad bought it because he heard me singing in my room all the time to my radio. I never wanted an audience. He totally misread that situation. I never told him though
I was about to graduate HS and I got a pager for Christmas when everyone else was getting cell phones.